December 2010
44 posts
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I can’t wait to get to my house so I can show you my Quad-Core Overclocked Watercooled Machine named ‘Dave.’
if you think it’s bad that i’ve never had a new years kiss.. or never even watched misfits (i just reblogg some of it cause that guy’s gorgeous) i have never seen any of the Mighty Boosh…
fuckin’ tumblr atm needs more patches than call of duty: black ops.
grrr
Dear High School Boys
I am not pinocchio. I do not grow bigger when you lie about my size.
Sincerely, your penis.
You drove me insane
and i loved every minute of the insanity.
put on some shoes, we're running to hell: →
mannschaftorgasm:
drzaius:
leonardoretardo:
1000gynecologists:
See ya later, alligator.
Adieu, caribou.
In a few, cockatoo.
Keep it real, spotted seal.
Take care, black bear.
Bye bye, fruit fly.
Ciao, brown cow.
Good luck, silly duck.
See you soon, big baboon.
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